I am not a slow moving vehicle
I move at a quicker rate than you expect
chubby kid on a bmx I am not
rusty chained dishwashing pedaler I am not
street signs, lightpoles, mailboxes, parked cars, etc
these objects don't move
space/time perception is easy to calculate
I confuse you immensely
right turn signal comes on
you anticipate passing then making your turn
wrong
you never catch up enough to cut me off
even last second braking and you're still behind
maybe nipping at my rear wheel but you didn't catch me
this repeats more often than I'd like
oncoming traffic behaves similarly
50/50 chance
either dive across the road fast and sketchy
cutting the angle of the turn
or pause mid turn crookedly blocking the lane
once again I see this too often
it all boils down to impatience
you're not getting there faster
you're not
you were late before you even left the house